To all “HARP TWINS” FANS, please pay close attention to this important WARNING!!!  This video series,“CREEPORIA,” stars Camille and Kennerly Kitt (aka “The Harp Twins”) inprominent roles, which they perform brilliantly. But it is NOT a “Harp Twins” project and they were NOT chosen to play these roles because they were “The Harp Twins.”

Consequently, if you are a die-hard "HARP TWINS" FAN, we would warn that you definitely should NOT view this series. It contains NO beautiful harp music, NO exquisite harp playing, NO gentle rays of warm sunlight gleaming across their adorable little faces, etc. etc.  Instead, we put them through all kinds of horrific, unspeakably silly acts of….well, I better not even mention any of that here.

Harp Twins super-fan John B. sat his four-year-old daughter on his knee to watch "Creeporia" and within minutes it turned her into a GERBIL!  (Luckily, over time, she got better.)

Noted "Harp Twins" enthusiast Steve A. started to watch "Creeporia," suddenly fell to the ground in a coma and, in a written note left behind, swears that only a kiss from either Camille or Kennerly will ever awaken him. (Steve is no dummy!)

Suffice it to say that you should NOT watch this series if you are a “Harp Twins” fan. Camille and Kennerly have decided NOT to promote this series to their billion-plus fans on their vast social media empire for fear of offending them, and we wholeheartedly agree with their wise decision. Simply put, if you’re a fan of sweet, serene, beautiful little ladies playing harps, then you WON’T like “CREEPORIA.” You will probably loathe it. We’re BEGGING you NOT to subject yourselves to “CREEPORIA.” If it was legal to do so, we’d OUTRIGHT BAN YOU FROM SEEING IT!

So, if you’re a “Harp Twins” Fan, you should definitely NOT watch “Creeporia.”

I mean, you wouldn’t believe the outrageously silly stuff we forced poor little Camille and Kennerly to do in the name of horror-comedy entertainment, like, for instance, the scene where we actually make them -- no, I’d better not speak of it here. Just know that if you were to watch “CREEPORIA”  (which you shouldn’t) you’ll see Camille and Kennerly do silly, goofy things that you wouldn’t ever imagine them doing in a million years. But you’ll just have to imagine them doing these things, because we recommend that you NOT actually SEE them do these things by watching the series. Okay?

 So, bottom line, if you’re a “HARP TWINS” FAN, DO NOT WATCH “CREEPORIA!” Whatever you do, DON’T CLICK ON THIS LINK BELOW IF YOU ARE A “HARP TWINS” FAN:

[Link to watch "Creeporia," which you should NOT do if you are a “HARP TWINS FAN!”]

Since you can’t handle “CREEPORIA,” and definitely wouldn’t like it, there are some wonderful HARP TWINS VIDEOS which you can access for free, which we recommend that you watch instead. These videos are really very good and you will enjoy them. Just click on THIS LINK here:

[Link to watch sweet, beautiful girls playing harps!]

WARNING TO ALL PARENTS:

We can’t in good conscience recommend "CREEPORIA" as being “family-friendly.” There are definitely things that happen in “CREEPORIA” which parents might find objectionable for kids, so we thought we’d do the right thing and warn you. ("Creeporia" isn't officially rated, but if it were it would probably be PG-13.)

Hey, Kids, see below for a Special Secret Announcement just for you (you know how to view it):

Don't worry, we're alone. Your parents are too technologically inept to figure out how to read this. Duh! Ha-Ha! Listen, kids, why not take a relaxing break from those gory, violent episodes of “Walking Dead” and “American Horror Story” that you’re watching behind your parents' backs and watch “Creeporia” instead?  Give yourself a hiatus from the unrelenting gore and violence you normally watch on shows like “Vampire Diaries” and “True Blood,” or just about any Japanese anime cartoon show ever created. You won’t regret it. You’ll probably even sleep better, because “Creeporia” has none of that demented, violent stuff you see all the time on TV. Just don’t tell your parents. You know how touchy they get about these things. Shhhh! Mum’s the word.

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